Ok, This Is Stupid

stfuhatemongers:

This is a guy who messaged me on okcupid - He sent me a message completely of his own accord reading : Do you believe it should be legal for a woman to have an abortion? I replied: Yes of course. This is the exchange that followed…

Do they serve fries with that basket of stupid? Who even asks about abortion in their opening message? What a douche.

This is a guy who messaged me on okcupid - He sent me a message completely of his own accord reading : Do you believe it should be legal for a woman to have an abortion? I replied: Yes of course. This is the exchange that followed…

Do they serve fries with that basket of stupid? Who even asks about abortion in their opening message? What a douche.

lalalexi:

At times, I enjoy chatting with randoms online, to fill up the boring free time at work. I had this convo with “Jakeballer22” on okc, after he asked me if I would do a big favor for him. People like this actually exist?

Sorry about the lack of original content lately.

Been too busy to do a OkCupid mod shift lately. Hope you’ve found the stuff I’ve re-posted in the mean-time entertaining.

nopockyforkami:

I am going to die alone.

Also, this dude was a year younger than my mom. Call me ageist, but that just seems strange.

jangsaverem:

I am the Terminator. I’ve really got to avoid OK Cupid.

youshouldmessagemeif:

submit!

sardoodledom:

Why would you use this as your okcupid name? It looks way too much like the n word.

Dating Advice from: Nice Hair [OKCupid Nice Boy (no homo)]

 December 11, 2011
Nash D: I like how you choose to do your hair. It's really becoming. I love those prescription sunglasses too... How rude. My name is Nash D. It's a pleasure. Are you having a tough time like me getting lady folk to speak to you? Any tips? Thanks. Sincerely, Nash D (NO HOMO)
Nice Hair: Yeah it's rough on here. Girls get so many messages from guys its like a big competition.
Nash D: Wow.
Nice Hair: I do the copy and paste
Nash D: What's that?
Nice Hair: write about 20 girls a day and 3 or 4 respond
Nash D: is that a sex tip? woah!
Nice Hair: hahah no i copy and paste messages. some generic shit
Nash D: I've been writing 4 girls a day with very long and personal messages about life and love, and about their hair color... I like it. 
Nash D: But no one writes back!
Nice Hair: Yeah cause that sounds creepy.
Nash D: so this copy and paste thing... hmm well i better get started

On Second Thought, I’m Gonna Be An Asshole, After All.

Oh dear. Another one of those “Nice Guys” you’re always hearing about.

This, My Friends, Is Called Being On A Douche-Roll.

Tacky, right? Take another look at it. It’s not part of the dude’s profile, it’s AN EMAIL HE SENT. It’s like his fuck-fantasy resume or something. Posting this just splattered self-tanner stains all over my Tumblr and left it reeking of body spray. Ick.